Well done to my fabulous 3 commenters – that’s you on the BFF list for life.

I can exclusively reveal, for you and you alone, right here, right now, that….*drumroll please*..

I have a bruise in the centre of my forehead where I was headbutted..


a Doberman.

I could go on to explain how, but I think you’ll have more fun imagining it for yourself.

Enjoy 🙂